This just made me laugh and laugh...it is so true!!! :)
You Know You've Been Dealing With CF Too Long When ....
-You've used puppets, toys, sung, danced, pleaded and generally made a fool out of yourself all in an effort to get your child to eat. -You've stockpiled enough applesauce to start your own factory -You find loose enzyme beads literally everywhere, the car, your clothes, the ceiling (not joking) -You count more calories than sheep -You add salt to everything and use butter as a general cooking base even when a recipe doesn't call for it -You panic when your child sneezes -Your child coughs and you immediately chant "Xopinex four times a day!" -You check websites daily for news about a cure -Your house has more medications than the pharmacy -You've actually found yourself explaining a medication to the pharmacist, instead of the other way around -You've considered dying all your child's clothes yellow to hide the vitamin stains -Your medical bills are looking more and more like the national debt -You've prayed for your child to be fat -You have a strong urge to smack whiny parents of "normal" kids -You've actually found yourself exclaiming angrily in the grocery store upon discovering extra-cheesy mac doesn't have more calories than regular (sadly true) -You know what the poopie dance is, and you've done it -You've had long involved discussions with other parents about poo -You've started referring to everything in acronyms (CPT, PA, MRSA...) -You're seriously considering a medical degree, cause at this point you know more than most doctors -You've reduced a complete stranger to tears by yelling at them not to touch the baby (this one's for you Danielle!) -You can describe the hospital's daily menu in exact detail -Purel and Lysol are your new best friends -You've considered life-long quarantine for your child -You've told someone off for coughing near you or your child -You have multiple doctors on speed dial -You refer to CPT as your child's nightly beating -You've bought a fancy baby scale for peace of mind -The pediatrician sees you more often than their own staff -You tend to refer to life AD & BD, After Diagnosis and Before Diagnosis -You've cried over half a pound -Your child comes with an instruction manual if you leave them with a sitter -You've forgotten what normal is -You find empty enzyme capsules in your pockets -Your child wears a neb mask more easily than they do a hat -Your child has started trying to do their own CPT -You own every Baby Einstein video made and are eagerly awaiting more just for something different -You've forgotten to put meds in the nebulizer and actually let it run several minutes before discovering the problem -Your after clinic routine at home looks like a hazmat excercise
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