Do you know how you can tell if you're in Missouri?

When your in Missouri you go swimming in a small round pool - not in the ocean with fish and sharks and seals.

When your in Missouri your house in on a small road - not near a huge freeway.

When your in Missouri your dad's home every night - not just the week-ends.

When your in Missouri your grandma and grandpa live downstairs - not down the street.

When your in Missouri you have deer, foxes and rabbits in your front yard - not in the zoo.

When your in Missouri you have a dog named Whisper to play with - not and Uncle named Dylan.

When your in Missouri you sleep in your own bed - not in a strange bed.

When your in Missouri you live in the house your were born in - not a vacation house.

When your in Missouri you have cicadas to listen to - not hip hop music.

When your in Missouri you have to watch out for chigger - not sand fleas

When your in Missouri you can see stars in the sky - not on the sidewalks.

When your in Missouri it's fog - not smog.

When your in Missouri it's the humidity - not the "dry heat".

When your in Missouri it's green - not desert.

When your in Missouri it's pick-up trucks - not limos.

When your in Missouri it's two relatives - not lots and lots.

When your in Missouri you walk to the car - not for the cure.

When your in Missouri you have all your toys - not just a couple of hundred.

When your in Missouri it's CONNER and MASON  - not ??????? (nobody else counts)!!!!

I'm glad I'm home but I miss miss miss California and my family there.

Love Connor ( and Mason)